kaban-bang:

kaban-bang:

kaban-bang:

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yeah, not working.

Not even with thtat one script that was going around

BABE WAKE UP NEW WORKAROUND DROPPED

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sighinastorm:

bebe-benzenheimer:

sighinastorm:

normal-horoscopes:

lastvalyrian:

acidhues:

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mushroom chat just dropped

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I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad

What would you even say?

“Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win.”

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brightlotusmoon:

daily-shitty-car-mods:

mycotoxin:

I’ve gone to the women’s restroom a lot in my life, and not once have I ever seen genitalia besides my own while there. No penis, no vulva, nothing.

I’ve literally seen a bathroom full of baby lizards, one time a whole fucking fish on the floor, and someone come out of the stall with a plate, knife, and fork like they just ate a meal before I’ve seen genitals. Why would I ever be worried about seeing some woman with her cock out

I’ve used the men’s restroom a lot in my life without stalls and not seen genitalia. Even when lined up at the urinals with no barriers between them.

It’s almost as if most people don’t want to share what they’re packing with the rest of the room.

And most people don’t want to look.

Really the only time you’re going to see something is if you’re trying to see it. And that says more about you than the people whose privacy you’re invading.

You can’t go peeking at other people’s genitals and then get mad at them if you see something you don’t want to see

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kilruas:

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— Compared to living in that cramped cell, it’s like a ballroom! Let’s dance!

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delphinidin4:

plasticlove1984:

i wish i was one of those girls from classical mythology……. i could just turn into a cypress tree or a crystalline lake and be done with it

“It is extraordinary that nobody nowadays under the stress of great troubles is turned into stone or a bird or a tree or some inanimate object; they used to undergo such metamorphoses in ancient times (or so they say), though whether that is myth or a true story I know not. Maybe it would be better to change one’s nature into something that lacks all feeling, rather than be so sensitive to evil. Had that been possible, these calamities would in all probability have turned me to stone.”
― Anna Comnena, The Alexiad, written ca. 1148

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rainbowcookiz:

egberts:

person running in an anime opening: *dramatically stumbles a little but doesn’t fall*

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Anonymous:

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

thesexiestselkie:

beartnie:

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

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3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

Am I high is this a real post I’m seeing